state of the union THE GAME

we should really make the state of the union into a drinking game...

-when everyone claps: everyone has to drink for as long as the claps continue
-everytime he does the puppy-dog blinky face: everyone has to take 2 drinks if he's look right 3 drinks if he's looking left and 5 drinks if he's looking straight ahead
-everytime he says terrist: any arabs have to drink
-every time he mispronounced a word: everyone has to take as many drinks as difference of the syllable change (i.e. terrorist is three syllables terrist is one syllable therefore everyone would have to take 2 drinks)
-everytime dick cheney falls asleep, the oldest half of the people in the room have to take a drink
-everytime bush repeats a word everyone has to take a drink
-everytime you think bush is lying about what he plans on doing... you drink
-every heart warming story gets a drink
-oh and every time someone in the room has a coughing fit... everyone has to drink for as long as it lasts

i could go on and on with these rules... but if you survive this far in the game... then... dammit... you win... but you probably wont have much of a liver left...

reacquaintance and the iceocolypse

sometimes it sounds like snow, and it looks like snow, and when you step on it, you expect that you are making an effect like you would in snow...but you turn around and not one track can be seen.

sounds like an ice storm... but its not so rare an occurance when you think about it.

here we are... reunion weekend... with no reunions going on due to an "iceocolypse" that is supposed impending doom, but all in all, not so bad as of right now. what does this all mean? it means a reacquaintance... i have to get used to myself all over again. how weird is that?

it's a new year. a lot is changing, a lot is staying the same, and i will make an honest attempt to realize all of it.

a webster hall new years