state of the union THE GAME

we should really make the state of the union into a drinking game...

-when everyone claps: everyone has to drink for as long as the claps continue
-everytime he does the puppy-dog blinky face: everyone has to take 2 drinks if he's look right 3 drinks if he's looking left and 5 drinks if he's looking straight ahead
-everytime he says terrist: any arabs have to drink
-every time he mispronounced a word: everyone has to take as many drinks as difference of the syllable change (i.e. terrorist is three syllables terrist is one syllable therefore everyone would have to take 2 drinks)
-everytime dick cheney falls asleep, the oldest half of the people in the room have to take a drink
-everytime bush repeats a word everyone has to take a drink
-everytime you think bush is lying about what he plans on doing... you drink
-every heart warming story gets a drink
-oh and every time someone in the room has a coughing fit... everyone has to drink for as long as it lasts

i could go on and on with these rules... but if you survive this far in the game... then... dammit... you win... but you probably wont have much of a liver left...