my own sock monster

Ivy, the cracken, has attacked my socks in such a way that i no longer make any attempt to try to find "matching socks", but rather, i just pick two socks that are approximately the same length. On this particular morning, i was excited because i picked two socks that were not only the same length, but they were actually the same sock (only in different colors). and as i tried to put the second sock on my foot, i realized there was something kinda funny about that sock... OH... it was a puppet. i had turned my sock into a puppet. i have become my own sock monster. between me and miss ivy... no sock is safe, and my feet will always be cold.